If you're not capable of playing well, at least you should be able to come up with a good excuse.

Here's some of our favorites..

  • My glove got stuck in the handle.
  • There's a lump in the ice.
  • I couldn't hear you - the battery in my hearing aid is dead.
  • The handle's loose.
  • I tripped on the screw in the mat.
  • The rock hit my boot.
  • My helmet gives me a headache.
  • The sun was in my eyes.
  • I hit the vortex in the ice.
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